Freeman's Mind： Episode 39-CL1udEM3RKw.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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RRRRRAAAARRRRGH!

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[incoherent raging]

#400:00:21,386→00:00:21,986

Wait!

#500:00:21,986→00:00:23,921

I have satchel charges!

#600:00:23,921→00:00:25,923

I can bring this whole building down.

#700:00:25,923→00:00:28,192

Just need to find the right place.

#800:00:28,192→00:00:29,560

I need to get higher up,

#900:00:29,560→00:00:33,197

then I can find some sort of support beam to really collapse this place.

#1000:00:33,197→00:00:35,566

I forgot I was even holding these things.

#1100:00:35,566→00:00:39,504

Yeah, now I'm feeling a lot better about how I'm getting out of here.

#1200:00:39,504→00:00:42,306

It's no longer an "if" situation.

#1300:00:42,306→00:00:45,576

Honestly, this amount of ordnance is a real comfort factor.

#1400:00:45,576→00:00:48,479

It's like having a square explosive teddy bear.

#1500:00:48,479→00:00:51,416

I need a marker so I can put a little smiley face on it.

#1600:00:51,416→00:00:52,417

Give it a name.

#1700:00:52,417→00:00:55,486

Now, the most obvious ones are "Boomer" or "Boo-boo".

#1800:00:55,486→00:00:59,490

But if I named it something like "Chuck", that has some nice subtleties to it.

#1900:00:59,490→00:01:02,060

Hm, I'm not seeing any obvious spots here.

#2000:01:02,060→00:01:03,861

It would be better if I could place the charges

#2100:01:03,861→00:01:06,230

closer to where I could see daylight at least.

#2200:01:06,230→00:01:09,767

Actually, I could get passed this conveyor.

#2300:01:09,767→00:01:12,670

I'll try that first, then I'll blow up the building.

#2400:01:13,905→00:01:15,673

Hah. Guard rails.

#2500:01:15,673→00:01:17,075

Yeah, safety first!

#2600:01:17,975→00:01:18,609

...'kay...

#2700:01:19,510→00:01:21,079

This isn't so bad...

#2800:01:22,080→00:01:24,182

Whoa, whoa, whoa! "Radioactive"?!

#2900:01:24,182→00:01:26,084

Are we saying crushing, drowning,

#3000:01:26,084→00:01:29,821

burning, exploding isn't thorough enough for this place?

#3100:01:29,821→00:01:34,992

Eh, screw it. I have a Geiger counter in my suit because I am trendy.

#3200:01:34,992→00:01:36,894

I'm a fashion pioneer.

#3300:01:36,894→00:01:40,565

So, I'll decide for myself if this place is radioactive or not.

#3400:01:40,565→00:01:43,267

For all I know, they could be talking about the sun.

#3500:01:43,267→00:01:45,103

It can be seen from a window.

#3600:01:45,103→00:01:46,104

"Warning!"

#3700:01:46,104→00:01:46,738

DROP-OFF!

#3800:01:47,638→00:01:48,072

Ugh!

#3900:01:48,539→00:01:51,476

Are you kidding? This is even worse than I expected!

#4000:01:51,476→00:01:54,011

This is something out of cartoon!

#4100:01:54,011→00:01:55,713

Oh my God!

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Those jaws killed space bug like an Earth bug!

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Oh, wow!

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My lucky day!

#4500:02:01,385→00:02:03,121

This is a dream come true!

#4600:02:03,121→00:02:06,023

I was a kid and I went to see Santa Claus,

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I told him I wanted to be in a cage fight

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with these tiny fucking monsters jumping at my face.

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And I wanted the floor to be made of a giant crusher

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that could kill me in one quick motion

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AND THE SIDES TO BE SLANTED, SO IF I SLIPPED, I'D IMMEDIATELY DIE!

#5200:02:18,102→00:02:19,504

AND NOW I HAVE IT ALL!

#5300:02:19,504→00:02:21,873

WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY ASK FOR?!

#5400:02:21,873→00:02:24,876

Christ, I hate having to make decisions under pressure like this.

#5500:02:24,876→00:02:26,978

Of course, there's only one option, so...

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Oh-ho... Jell-O knees...

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I feel sore...

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I think I'll take a dip in this thoughtfully provided bath of...

#5900:02:37,688→00:02:40,258

green glowing liquid that's...

#6000:02:41,125→00:02:43,895

Oh, wait, this is a trap.

#6100:02:43,895→00:02:46,430

I'm not falling for that.

#6200:02:46,430→00:02:48,332

This isn't even a spa.

#6300:02:48,332→00:02:49,600

What the fuck?

#6400:02:49,600→00:02:51,602

It's like they're not even trying.

#6500:02:51,602→00:02:53,070

Oh, yeah, "Radiation".

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Woo-oo-oo...

#6700:02:54,438→00:02:58,876

Well, my Geiger counter still hasn't gone off, so, you're a liar, Mr. Sign.

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You'll fit right in this place.

#6900:03:00,545→00:03:03,881

What is it with this intense red lighting and cramped corridors?

#7000:03:03,881→00:03:05,349

I feel like I'm on a sub.

#7100:03:05,349→00:03:07,552

This designer must've been Navy.

#7200:03:07,552→00:03:09,554

Oh, damn. A grate over top.

#7300:03:09,554→00:03:10,988

Is this necessary?

#7400:03:10,988→00:03:11,789

If there's someone up there,

#7500:03:11,789→00:03:15,092

I'm going to pop up and say I'm a troll and want some goat meat.

#7600:03:15,092→00:03:18,262

Oh, God, they locked this, too?

#7700:03:18,262→00:03:21,098

All right, well, I don't have much else to work on.

#7800:03:21,098→00:03:21,933

Oh, that opened right up.

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[houndeyes charging up] Oh, that opened right up.

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[houndeyes charging up] Okay, I'm your dance instructor--

#8100:03:25,369→00:03:26,771

NO, YOU'RE STARTING TOO EARLY!

#8200:03:26,771→00:03:27,572

STOP THAT!

#8300:03:27,572→00:03:28,773

I SAID STOP THAT!

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1-2-3 LEFT!

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1-2-3 LEFT!

#8600:03:31,475→00:03:33,744

NO, NO, YOUR RHYTHM'S ALL WRONG!

#8700:03:33,744→00:03:34,679

Rrrgh!

#8800:03:34,679→00:03:37,114

I give up; I can't teach this class.

#8900:03:37,114→00:03:39,684

Some people just don't want to learn, y'know?

#9000:03:40,284→00:03:42,320

Oh, hey, there's a box of ammo.

#9100:03:42,320→00:03:44,422

Hell, these will fit the revolver.

#9200:03:44,422→00:03:47,058

I guess being a teacher does have its perks.

#9300:03:47,058→00:03:49,327

Oh, nice, it comes with a speed-loader.

#9400:03:49,327→00:03:51,863

Though, I guess if you need a speed-loader,

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you shouldn't be using a revolver in the first place.

#9600:03:54,599→00:03:56,601

But, here I am.

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In some sort of dog kennel...I guess.

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Except I'm on the wrong side of it.

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I'm getting out--no, maybe not.

#10000:04:05,610→00:04:09,981

It's the amps that kill you, but do I really want the volts either?

#10100:04:09,981→00:04:13,517

Well, the people who built this kennel didn't count on one thing:

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I'm not a dog!

#10300:04:15,987→00:04:19,991

Actually, if the fence wasn't electrified, I think a dog could get out of here.

#10400:04:19,991→00:04:24,161

But, I'm part of the Opposable Thumbs Club, so I think I'll play it safe.

#10500:04:24,161→00:04:25,363

Oh, yeah, this'll hold me.

#10600:04:27,632→00:04:31,469

Now, the trick here is to NOT do a belly-flop onto the fence.

#10700:04:31,469→00:04:33,471

That would be worst possible outcome.

#10800:04:34,272→00:04:35,273

Oof!

#10900:04:35,273→00:04:36,707

Oh, boy.

#11000:04:36,707→00:04:40,077

Nothing like the loving embrace of poured concrete.

#11100:04:40,077→00:04:42,813

Y'know, I'm almost disappointed I DON'T see anyone following me

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because I'd like to see them go through everything I have.

#11300:04:45,650→00:04:47,184

Or, maybe somebody was following me

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but they're dead now because they tried to keep up.

#11500:04:49,921→00:04:52,023

That would be kind of flattering in a way.

#11600:04:52,023→00:04:53,090

I'm just that good.

#11700:04:53,090→00:04:54,292

[thumping sound] What?

#11800:04:54,292→00:04:57,128

WHOA! How did something THAT big sneak up on me?

#11900:04:57,828→00:04:58,663

Yeah.

#12000:04:58,663→00:05:00,665

Yeah, that got you to calm down.

#12100:05:00,665→00:05:02,934

I can see you know what this is.

#12200:05:02,934→00:05:03,768

Good.

#12300:05:03,768→00:05:06,671

We're having some interspecies communication.

#12400:05:06,671→00:05:09,073

Damn, you're as big as a linebacker.

#12500:05:09,640→00:05:11,842

Looks like you have some sort of armor...

#12600:05:11,842→00:05:13,411

An extra appendage...

#12700:05:13,411→00:05:17,114

Yeah, you're definitely more impressive than the rest of the losers here.

#12800:05:17,114→00:05:19,317

I could see you getting a job in management.

#12900:05:19,317→00:05:21,585

Well, I'll let somebody else dissect you.

#13000:05:21,585→00:05:25,089

I've already done more than my share in the name of science today.

#13100:05:26,490→00:05:27,158

[lock jiggles]

#13200:05:27,158→00:05:29,226

What is wrong with this world?

#13300:05:29,226→00:05:31,862

All right, where are the keys? Do you have them?

#13400:05:31,862→00:05:33,431

No, probably not.

#13500:05:34,598→00:05:35,599

Button's locked...

#13600:05:36,667→00:05:38,436

Computer's locked...

#13700:05:38,436→00:05:39,770

Well, I'm the locksmith!

#13800:05:39,770→00:05:41,238

[alarm sounds] Alarms?

#13900:05:41,238→00:05:42,039

[crashing sound] You'd think I would--

#14000:05:42,039→00:05:42,873

OH GOD!

#14100:05:42,873→00:05:45,076

SEE, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE NEED TO DO THEIR OWN WORK!

#14200:05:45,076→00:05:47,611

WHEN I HAVE TO DO THEIR JOBS FOR THEM, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

#14300:05:48,512→00:05:49,513

Did I kill it?

#14400:05:49,513→00:05:50,281

WAAAH!

#14500:05:50,781→00:05:53,317

Okay, the bullet test is inconclusive, so...

#14600:05:53,317→00:05:55,853

Let's see how it responds to a different set of stimuli.

#14700:05:56,787→00:05:59,457

HYPOTHESIS CONFIRMED!

#14800:05:59,457→00:06:00,524

Christ.

#14900:06:00,524→00:06:02,526

I hate biolabs.

#15000:06:02,526→00:06:03,361

Hey, what's this?

#15100:06:03,361→00:06:04,362

[alarm sounds]

#15200:06:04,362→00:06:06,364

[alarm sounds] Why did a new set of alarms start?

#15300:06:06,364→00:06:07,798

[alarm sounds]

#15400:06:07,798→00:06:09,367

I don't like this. I'm leaving.

#15500:06:09,367→00:06:10,534

[lock jiggles]

#15600:06:10,534→00:06:11,902

Why is this door locked?

#15700:06:11,902→00:06:13,237

I didn't even shut this.

#15800:06:13,237→00:06:15,072

[machine powers up]

#15900:06:15,072→00:06:15,539

[machine powers up] Shit.

#16000:06:15,539→00:06:16,741

[machine powers up]

#16100:06:16,741→00:06:19,377

[machine powers up] I think this what being an atom feels like.

#16200:06:19,377→00:06:21,579

[electrical explosion]

#16300:06:21,579→00:06:22,079

Oh.

#16400:06:22,813→00:06:23,981

Uh.

#16500:06:23,981→00:06:26,584

Well, I feel okay.

#16600:06:26,584→00:06:30,721

But, something tells me I might sterile now.

#16700:06:30,721→00:06:32,556

Oh, hey! I need some help!

#16800:06:32,556→00:06:33,391

Don't be shy!

#16900:06:33,391→00:06:34,291

BLAAAH!

#17000:06:34,291→00:06:35,426

[babbling]

#17100:06:37,395→00:06:39,663

Wow. That is BEYOND rude.

#17200:06:39,663→00:06:41,032

Oh, shit!

#17300:06:41,032→00:06:42,099

I forgot.

#17400:06:42,099→00:06:44,101

Everyone's trying to kill me.

#17500:06:44,101→00:06:45,936

Yeah. OF COURSE!

#17600:06:45,936→00:06:47,938

IT'S NOT MY IMAGINATION!

#17700:06:47,938→00:06:51,042

EVERYONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

#17800:06:51,042→00:06:51,942

GUARD: Hey, it's no good-- AH HAH!

#17900:06:53,310→00:06:55,479

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU!

#18000:06:55,479→00:06:58,215

FOOL ME TWICE, EVERYONE DIES!

#18100:06:58,215→00:07:00,217

Yeah, I see right through you.

#18200:07:00,217→00:07:02,787

Standing there, acting like you're my best friend

#18300:07:02,787→00:07:06,590

when you obviously waved that assassin right on passed you.

#18400:07:06,590→00:07:08,426

I can't trust anyone here.

#18500:07:08,426→00:07:11,595

But, I never did anyway so I guess there's no problem!

#18600:07:11,595→00:07:12,463

Yoo-hoo!

#18700:07:15,800→00:07:18,102

Over here! You forgot your bullets!

#18800:07:19,804→00:07:20,738

Take some of mine!

#18900:07:23,908→00:07:25,443

You're welcome!

#19000:07:25,443→00:07:29,246

Hm, I'm going to need some more ammo if I'm going to kill the whole world.

#19100:07:29,246→00:07:31,782

Oh, here's some guns; that's a start.

#19200:07:31,782→00:07:33,017

I'm a gun farmer.

#19300:07:33,717→00:07:37,088

I plant bullet seeds in people at about a thousand feet per second and

#19400:07:37,088→00:07:38,889

out pop more guns.

#19500:07:38,889→00:07:40,458

Right now, I'm harvesting.

#19600:07:41,025→00:07:42,259

So.

#19700:07:42,259→00:07:45,796

I admit I really dropped the ball forgetting everyone was trying to kill me.

#19800:07:45,796→00:07:46,931

That's so unlike me.

#19900:07:46,931→00:07:50,367

Usually, that's the first conclusion I come to when things go wrong.

#20000:07:50,367→00:07:53,471

If anything, it's less stressful now since I don't have to wonder

#20100:07:53,471→00:07:54,738

if they're going to kill me.

#20200:07:54,738→00:07:56,440

I know they are.

#20300:07:56,440→00:07:57,641

Oh. Ammo.

#20400:07:57,641→00:08:00,444

No more second-guessing people when they give me shifty looks

#20500:08:00,444→00:08:03,013

around the coffee machine or pass me in the hall.

#20600:08:03,013→00:08:04,381

I can just kill everyone.

#20700:08:04,381→00:08:05,916

It's a catch-all equation.

#20800:08:05,916→00:08:09,120

But, I still don't remember why everyone's trying to kill me.

#20900:08:09,120→00:08:11,388

I just remember people showing up and shooting.

#21000:08:11,388→00:08:12,556

That's not very progressive.

#21100:08:12,556→00:08:13,324

[lock buzzes]

#21200:08:13,324→00:08:14,024

Are you kidding me?

#21300:08:14,024→00:08:15,659

This is the fucking lobby!

#21400:08:15,659→00:08:17,228

Why are these doors locked?

#21500:08:17,228→00:08:18,562

From the inside!

#21600:08:18,562→00:08:19,930

P.A.: Access Denied

#21700:08:19,930→00:08:21,432

Who said that?!

#21800:08:22,600→00:08:24,335

Somebody's watching me.

#21900:08:25,970→00:08:26,504

Fine!

#22000:08:26,504→00:08:29,240

They don't want me to leave the building, I can improvise.

#22100:08:30,774→00:08:32,576

Watch the glass...

#22200:08:32,576→00:08:35,779

I have a good suit but if those shards got in my eye, oh man.

#22300:08:36,514→00:08:37,214

Dammit.

#22400:08:38,149→00:08:38,916

Come on!

#22500:08:39,617→00:08:41,352

There's no grip.

#22600:08:41,352→00:08:44,622

All right, I'm going to have to go find a crate or something.

#22700:08:44,622→00:08:45,990

Th-this is doable.

#22800:08:45,990→00:08:50,060

Y'know, I seem to remember having seen a crate before.

#22900:08:50,628→00:08:51,996

Hm.

#23000:08:54,064→00:08:55,633

Or a grappling hook!

#23100:08:55,633→00:08:58,169

Wow, I could really use a grappling hook.

#23200:08:58,169→00:09:01,388

I'm going to buy one from Play It Again Sports or someplace once I get out of here.